Wark!

your's truly, your stalker

2006-02-13T19:18:01Z

Over the last weekend, someone called my cell and left me a long and steamy message which basically said that he wanted to suck parts of me and rub my semen onto my urethra. Previously, I had not known of the existence of the urethra in men, but after a wikipedia search, I learned that the urethra does in fact exist in the male body. Its function is to assist in the control of the bladder and to lead both semen and urine out of the body. So, by that statement, I can conclude that by rubbing my semen on my urethra, he means to make me ejaculate.
What a thoughtful person. I just hate it when someone sucks on appendages and does not allow the semen to rub on the urethra.
The odd thing is that I don’t remember ever giving anyone my cell number, so I can conclude that this unknown caller is a sexy stalker. Stalkers turn me on, knowing that they are always watching me. I would like to think that my stalkers are all attractive, but knowing that they stalk me, I can only assume that there are unattractive ones. However, I hope that this one is an attractive stalker.
Hooray for hot stalkers.
<3 Alex :)

*note*
This is a repost from my myspace. It is just so wonderful that I would like to narrate this account with everyone

why don't my people get their own holiday?

2006-01-31T16:24:36Z

Horay!
it's chinese new year.
who doesn't love a holiday when people eat and give you money.
btw, i think i gained like ten pounds over the weekend.

dancing_monkeys @ 2006-01-18T19:53:00

2006-01-19T04:04:23Z

I haven't done JL in such a long time. I'm starting to think that I should start again becasue it doesn't tell me that nobody reads my blog like that stupid myspace.
Anyway, I think that I should begin with some comic relief in the form of the latest PA strip entitled "Savannah Heat."

every sperm is sacred

2005-12-23T05:53:12Z

I cannot get that sperm out of my head! you know, the stuff from humanitas during the midterm. anyway... it has been nothing but non-stop sperm for me. I don't know how I could ever live without it. You can get some of it here if you want. It is of a rather low quality, but the best thing about it is that it does not take up much space and it is a really good pick-me-up for when you need a little something to get going.

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-12-19T16:55:00

2005-12-20T01:07:39Z

Oh, I adore the Holidays, and I'd say that I have gotten quite good at shooting people in the face. Though, I do enjoy shooting people in the arms and legs and watching them try to hobble away from you as you try to kick them in the crotch.
The wonders of the holiday season.

anyway I took this quiz and it turns out that I'd be someone on the back of an underling's head.

You scored as Lord Voldemort. Evil and power hungry, you strike fear into the hearts of all wizard kind.

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Lord Voldemort

100%

Severus Snape

85%

Hermione Granger

85%

Draco Malfoy

80%

Albus Dumbledore

80%

Remus Lupin

70%

Sirius Black

60%

Harry Potter

55%

Ron Weasley

50%

Ginny Weasley

45%

Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
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dancing_monkeys @ 2005-11-15T17:44:00

2005-11-16T01:49:38Z

I've had tons of work to do this week and tons of college stuff to do too. To save time, i actually wrote a pro-hitler piece for my psychology assignment on the kindertransport, the train that saved thousands of jewish children, just because it was easier to write. yes, i am a bad person for doing so.

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-11-13T14:53:00

2005-11-13T22:58:22Z

this chem work is making me remember how much i hate physics.
and wtf, can they change the constant f to v when v is already taken?

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-11-12T15:55:00

2005-11-13T00:04:39Z

I finished seeing Haibane Renmei today.
It was the best ever.
I plan on doing my homework eventually.

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-11-06T15:25:00

2005-11-06T23:27:07Z

OMFG!!!!!
I'm supposed to be working on my college applications, but I have just discovered the kitty lj theme and i must pimp it out!

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-11-05T20:28:00

2005-11-06T04:29:02Z

I have a tummyache beacause i ate too much candy :*(

<td align="center">You will be a Notorious Criminal

Your fame will be gained through your unlawful deeds. You are very smart and will probably get away with it for a long time – if not forever. You are not evil, necessarily, but when you don’t agree with a law, you just ignore it.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-11-02T22:07:00

2005-11-03T06:26:11Z

I haven't updated for a long period of time.
not much has been happening.
I ate noodles today.

I took some quizes:

I scored a 26% on the "Are you, like, totally Marin?" Quizie! What about you?</b>

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	4.8
Mind:	6.8
Body:	4.3
Spirit:	3
Friends/Family:	3.7
Love:	0
Finance:	5.2
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

You fit in with:
Atheism

Your ideals mostly resemble those of an Atheist. You have very little faith and you are very focused on intellectual endeavors. You value objective proof over intuition or subjective thoughts. You enjoy talking about ideas and tend to have a lot of in depth conversations with people.

100% scientific.
60% reason-oriented.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Your life most resembles:
The Young and the Restless

Your life mostly resembles those of the characters on the Young and the Restless. You are not very melodramatic, and your life is pretty normal. What makes you cool is that you can turn the ordinary into the extraordinary.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-10-16T17:11:00

2005-10-17T00:18:51Z

Autumn. The season evokes images of leaves turning colors from a pale green to bright reds, oranges, and yellows. The crisp, cool air brushes the flesh of one walking through the forest. This season is one when squashes are abundant and sweetest in flavor. I have decided that I will make an autumn squash pasta for dinner. It will be slightly golden-brown and drizzled in olive oil and covered in crisp basil leaves. What fun shall I have.

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-10-10T14:41:00

2005-10-10T21:48:09Z

hey, anyone seen the latest VG Cats strip?
my two greatest loves in life. <3

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-10-08T16:45:00

2005-10-08T23:49:05Z

I must find "kote" and use "ze mit," or so I was told.

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-10-06T19:08:00

2005-10-07T02:16:28Z

I have been so busy lately. It seems as though I have no time at all to do anything. I just finished the genogram project in psychology and now I have that essay due in modernism. This is all at the same time as the Republic paper, which I only have half finished. Has anyone noticed that when asked a question, that man gives you a long accent-laden explanation that leaves you more confused than when you began? Due tomorrow, I have a lab report, two journal entries, and math homework.

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-10-03T20:15:00

2005-10-04T03:27:21Z

everyone on lj seems so stressed lately. perhaps, they should join the new knitting club at drew, which i am the chairman of. knitting is a very relaxing activity that allows the brain to relieve itself in a constructive manner. my chocobo knits and look at it, not a worry in the world. attend the meeting this wednesday to see if you are eligible.

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-09-28T00:05:00

2005-09-28T07:08:24Z

i have run out of ideas for humanitas joural entries. i did one on asking "the good sucks or the bad sucks" and then relating it to plato. i wonder if it will be well recieved.

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-09-25T22:02:00

2005-09-26T05:07:51Z

ZOMG!1!
I just gotta get me one of them gameboy micros <3...
that is after i go babysitting, and finish my essays, esp. the one in humanitas of unspecified format; is it five paragraph or analitical? length? did he even say it was on the republic? if i read three books each day, i might get it done on time :(

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-09-24T16:32:00

2005-09-24T23:34:06Z

i hate nature.

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-09-17T17:28:00

2005-09-18T00:37:27Z

OMG!1!1!
Rufus survived the diamond weapon, and marlene turned into an asian girl.
it was odd enough when she was white with a black father.

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-09-13T18:54:00

2005-09-14T01:54:41Z

i received this e-mail and irina personally asked me to post this. it may be of some concern to you to read.

I agree, take action! I'm probably gonna be too busy
in the next couple weeks to do table-ing or anything
like that but I might put up some flyers and call the
governor. Anywy, just to let you all know what's
happening with the current gay marriage rights
campaign in California. Any volunteering is
appreciated by EQCA (equality california), so I urge
you all to at least call or forward this e-mail, and
all. Take care,
Emma
--- Brian Davis brian@eqca.org wrote:

> Subject: Re: We have 12 days to change the
> Governor's mind
> Date: Mon, 12 Sep 2005 14:31:27 -0700
> From: "Brian Davis" brian@eqca.org
> To: "Brian Davis" brian@eqca.org
>
> TAKE ACTION NOW!
>
> WE HAVE TWELVE DAYS UNTIL THE MARRIAGE EQUALITY BILL
> HITS THE GOVERNOR'S
> DESK!
> You may have heard that the marriage equality bill
> passed by the
> California legislature last week is dead. Well, it
> ain't over till it's
> over, and the Governor hasn't vetoed it yet. We
> will be delivering the
> bill to his desk on Friday, September 23rd.
>
> WE NEED YOUR HELP THROUGHOUT THE NEXT 12 DAYS TO
> URGE HIM TO CHANGE HIS
> MIND AND SIGN THIS CRITICAL CIVIL RIGHTS BILL.
>
> There have been editorials in major newspapers all
> over the country
> condemning Governor Schwartzenegger for failing to
> stand behind his
> earlier statements in support of equal rights for
> same-sex couples.
> People throughout this state are angry and ready to
> take action.
>
> WE NEED TO FOCUS ON REACHING OUT TO THE PUBLIC IN AS
> MANY WAYS AND IN AS
> MANY PLACES AS POSSIBLE OVER THE NEXT TWELVE DAYS TO
> HELP BUILD THE
> GRASSROOTS GROUNDSWELL THAT WILL MAKE THE
> DIFFERENCE.
>
> Here's how you can help:
>
> 1.   Forward this email to your friends.
>
> 2.   Call everyone you know and ask them to call the
> Governor and
> First Lady right away (see attachments for various
> phone numbers).
>
> 3.   Download the flyer which is closest to your area,
> make copies,
> go out to an area with a lot of foot traffic
> (preferably, but not
> necessarily, an area with a large progressive
> population), talk to
> people as they go by, make sure they are supportive,
> and ask them to
> call the governor right away on their cell phones.
> Also ask them to
> sign our postcards to the Governor. If you need
> postcards, let me know
> and I'll send some to you.
>
> 4.   Come to our San Francisco office and help us get
> the word out to
> the local LGBT community by helping us to maintain a
> table at the corner
> of 18th and Castro as frequently as possible over
> the next 12 days. I
> can also connect you with chapter leaders in most
> counties around the
> state.
>
> 5.   Come into our office and help us make phone calls
> to our
> supporters to urge them to call and write the
> Governor.
>
> 6.   Write your idea here.
>
> Thanks for doing everything you can do to gain true
> marriage equality in
> California!
>
>
>
> Brian Davis
> California Field Organizer
> Equality California (EQCA)
> office (415) 581-0005 ext. 6#
> cell (415) 377-2804
> brian@eqca.org
>
>

SAY NO TO VETO

Support Marriage Equality

You might have heard that Governor Schwarzenegger intends to veto the Religious Freedom and Civil Marriage Protection Act. No matter what the Governor or his staff says there is still time to change his mind.

Please contact the Governor and First Lady today and let them know you support AB 849:The Religious Freedom and Civil Marriage Protection Act and not to veto, but instead, sign this critical civil rights bill.

Call, Fax and Drop By the Governor’s San Francisco Office:

Governor’s San Francisco Office:

455 Golden Gate Ave, Suite 14000

San Francisco, CA 94102

Phone: 415-703-2218

Fax: 415-703-2803

Call First Lady Maria Shriver at 916-445-2841 and ask for her support too.

Through a coordinated campaign of ads, press and grassroots actions, we can get the Governor to change his mind. We need your support to make this happen. Together we will continue making history!

AB 849: The Religious Freedom and Civil Marriage Protection Act guarantees the California Constitution’s protection of religious freedom and ensure equal treatment under the law by allowing same-sex couples to marry in California.

For more information on how to get involved in our 12 Days of Equality Campaign, visit our website at eqca.org for your Action of the Day.

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-09-13T18:53:00

2005-09-14T01:53:54Z

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-09-13T18:52:00

2005-09-14T01:53:18Z

i received this e-mail and irina personally asked me to post this. it may be of some concern to you to read. I agree, take action! I'm probably gonna be too busy in the next couple weeks to do table-ing or anything like that but I might put up some flyers and call the governor. Anywy, just to let you all know what's happening with the current gay marriage rights campaign in California. Any volunteering is appreciated by EQCA (equality california), so I urge you all to at least call or forward this e-mail, and all. Take care, Emma --- Brian Davis brian@eqca.org wrote: > Subject: Re: We have 12 days to change the > Governor's mind > Date: Mon, 12 Sep 2005 14:31:27 -0700 > From: "Brian Davis" brian@eqca.org > To: "Brian Davis" brian@eqca.org > > TAKE ACTION NOW! > > WE HAVE TWELVE DAYS UNTIL THE MARRIAGE EQUALITY BILL > HITS THE GOVERNOR'S > DESK! > You may have heard that the marriage equality bill > passed by the > California legislature last week is dead. Well, it > ain't over till it's > over, and the Governor hasn't vetoed it yet. We > will be delivering the > bill to his desk on Friday, September 23rd. > > WE NEED YOUR HELP THROUGHOUT THE NEXT 12 DAYS TO > URGE HIM TO CHANGE HIS > MIND AND SIGN THIS CRITICAL CIVIL RIGHTS BILL. > > There have been editorials in major newspapers all > over the country > condemning Governor Schwartzenegger for failing to > stand behind his > earlier statements in support of equal rights for > same-sex couples. > People throughout this state are angry and ready to > take action. > > WE NEED TO FOCUS ON REACHING OUT TO THE PUBLIC IN AS > MANY WAYS AND IN AS > MANY PLACES AS POSSIBLE OVER THE NEXT TWELVE DAYS TO > HELP BUILD THE > GRASSROOTS GROUNDSWELL THAT WILL MAKE THE > DIFFERENCE. > > Here's how you can help: > > 1. Forward this email to your friends. > > 2. Call everyone you know and ask them to call the > Governor and > First Lady right away (see attachments for various > phone numbers). > > 3. Download the flyer which is closest to your area, > make copies, > go out to an area with a lot of foot traffic > (preferably, but not > necessarily, an area with a large progressive > population), talk to > people as they go by, make sure they are supportive, > and ask them to > call the governor right away on their cell phones. > Also ask them to > sign our postcards to the Governor. If you need > postcards, let me know > and I'll send some to you. > > 4. Come to our San Francisco office and help us get > the word out to > the local LGBT community by helping us to maintain a > table at the corner > of 18th and Castro as frequently as possible over > the next 12 days. I > can also connect you with chapter leaders in most > counties around the > state. > > 5. Come into our office and help us make phone calls > to our > supporters to urge them to call and write the > Governor. > > 6. Write your idea here. > > Thanks for doing everything you can do to gain true > marriage equality in > California! > > > > Brian Davis > California Field Organizer > Equality California (EQCA) > office (415) 581-0005 ext. 6# > cell (415) 377-2804 > brian@eqca.org > > SAY NO TO VETO Support Marriage Equality You might have heard that Governor Schwarzenegger intends to veto the Religious Freedom and Civil Marriage Protection Act. No matter what the Governor or his staff says there is still time to change his mind. Please contact the Governor and First Lady today and let them know you support AB 849:The Religious Freedom and Civil Marriage Protection Act and not to veto, but instead, sign this critical civil rights bill. Call, Fax and Drop By the Governor’s San Francisco Office: Governor’s San Francisco Office: 455 Golden Gate Ave, Suite 14000 San Francisco, CA 94102 Phone: 415-703-2218 Fax: 415-703-2803 Call First Lady Maria Shriver at 916-445-2841 and ask for her support too. Through a coordinated campaign of ads, press and grassroots actions, we can get the Governor to change his mind. We need your support to make this happen. Together we will continue making history! AB 849: The Religious Freedom and Civil Marriage Protection Act guarantees the California Constitution’s protection of religious freedom and ensure equal treatment under the law by allowing same-sex couples to marry in California. For more information on how to get involved in our 12 Days of Equality Campaign, visit our website at eqca.org for your Action of the Day.

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-09-13T18:52:00

2005-09-14T01:52:55Z

i received this e-mail and irina personally asked me to post this. it may be of some concern to you to read. I agree, take action! I'm probably gonna be too busy in the next couple weeks to do table-ing or anything like that but I might put up some flyers and call the governor. Anywy, just to let you all know what's happening with the current gay marriage rights campaign in California. Any volunteering is appreciated by EQCA (equality california), so I urge you all to at least call or forward this e-mail, and all. Take care, Emma --- Brian Davis brian@eqca.org wrote: > Subject: Re: We have 12 days to change the > Governor's mind > Date: Mon, 12 Sep 2005 14:31:27 -0700 > From: "Brian Davis" brian@eqca.org > To: "Brian Davis" brian@eqca.org > > TAKE ACTION NOW! > > WE HAVE TWELVE DAYS UNTIL THE MARRIAGE EQUALITY BILL > HITS THE GOVERNOR'S > DESK! > You may have heard that the marriage equality bill > passed by the > California legislature last week is dead. Well, it > ain't over till it's > over, and the Governor hasn't vetoed it yet. We > will be delivering the > bill to his desk on Friday, September 23rd. > > WE NEED YOUR HELP THROUGHOUT THE NEXT 12 DAYS TO > URGE HIM TO CHANGE HIS > MIND AND SIGN THIS CRITICAL CIVIL RIGHTS BILL. > > There have been editorials in major newspapers all > over the country > condemning Governor Schwartzenegger for failing to > stand behind his > earlier statements in support of equal rights for > same-sex couples. > People throughout this state are angry and ready to > take action. > > WE NEED TO FOCUS ON REACHING OUT TO THE PUBLIC IN AS > MANY WAYS AND IN AS > MANY PLACES AS POSSIBLE OVER THE NEXT TWELVE DAYS TO > HELP BUILD THE > GRASSROOTS GROUNDSWELL THAT WILL MAKE THE > DIFFERENCE. > > Here's how you can help: > > 1. Forward this email to your friends. > > 2. Call everyone you know and ask them to call the > Governor and > First Lady right away (see attachments for various > phone numbers). > > 3. Download the flyer which is closest to your area, > make copies, > go out to an area with a lot of foot traffic > (preferably, but not > necessarily, an area with a large progressive > population), talk to > people as they go by, make sure they are supportive, > and ask them to > call the governor right away on their cell phones. > Also ask them to > sign our postcards to the Governor. If you need > postcards, let me know > and I'll send some to you. > > 4. Come to our San Francisco office and help us get > the word out to > the local LGBT community by helping us to maintain a > table at the corner > of 18th and Castro as frequently as possible over > the next 12 days. I > can also connect you with chapter leaders in most > counties around the > state. > > 5. Come into our office and help us make phone calls > to our > supporters to urge them to call and write the > Governor. > > 6. Write your idea here. > > Thanks for doing everything you can do to gain true > marriage equality in > California! > > > > Brian Davis > California Field Organizer > Equality California (EQCA) > office (415) 581-0005 ext. 6# > cell (415) 377-2804 > brian@eqca.org > > SAY NO TO VETO Support Marriage Equality You might have heard that Governor Schwarzenegger intends to veto the Religious Freedom and Civil Marriage Protection Act. No matter what the Governor or his staff says there is still time to change his mind. Please contact the Governor and First Lady today and let them know you support AB 849:The Religious Freedom and Civil Marriage Protection Act and not to veto, but instead, sign this critical civil rights bill. Call, Fax and Drop By the Governor’s San Francisco Office: Governor’s San Francisco Office: 455 Golden Gate Ave, Suite 14000 San Francisco, CA 94102 Phone: 415-703-2218 Fax: 415-703-2803 Call First Lady Maria Shriver at 916-445-2841 and ask for her support too. Through a coordinated campaign of ads, press and grassroots actions, we can get the Governor to change his mind. We need your support to make this happen. Together we will continue making history! AB 849: The Religious Freedom and Civil Marriage Protection Act guarantees the California Constitution’s protection of religious freedom and ensure equal treatment under the law by allowing same-sex couples to marry in California. For more information on how to get involved in our 12 Days of Equality Campaign, visit our website at eqca.org for your Action of the Day.

dancing_monkeys @ 2005-09-13T18:52:00

2005-09-14T01:52:21Z