Wark!

Over the last weekend, someone called my cell and left me a long and steamy message which basically said that he wanted to suck parts of me and rub my semen onto my urethra. Previously, I had not known of the existence of the urethra in men, but after a wikipedia search, I learned that the urethra does in fact exist in the male body. Its function is to assist in the control of the bladder and to lead both semen and urine out of the body. So, by that statement, I can conclude that by rubbing my semen on my urethra, he means to make me ejaculate.
What a thoughtful person. I just hate it when someone sucks on appendages and does not allow the semen to rub on the urethra.
The odd thing is that I don’t remember ever giving anyone my cell number, so I can conclude that this unknown caller is a sexy stalker. Stalkers turn me on, knowing that they are always watching me. I would like to think that my stalkers are all attractive, but knowing that they stalk me, I can only assume that there are unattractive ones. However, I hope that this one is an attractive stalker.
Hooray for hot stalkers.
<3 Alex :)


*note*
This is a repost from my myspace. It is just so wonderful that I would like to narrate this account with everyone

Horay!
it's chinese new year.
who doesn't love a holiday when people eat and give you money.
btw, i think i gained like ten pounds over the weekend.

I haven't done JL in such a long time. I'm starting to think that I should start again becasue it doesn't tell me that nobody reads my blog like that stupid myspace.
Anyway, I think that I should begin with some comic relief in the form of the latest PA strip entitled "Savannah Heat."

I cannot get that sperm out of my head! you know, the stuff from humanitas during the midterm. anyway... it has been nothing but non-stop sperm for me. I don't know how I could ever live without it. You can get some of it here if you want. It is of a rather low quality, but the best thing about it is that it does not take up much space and it is a really good pick-me-up for when you need a little something to get going.

Oh, I adore the Holidays, and I'd say that I have gotten quite good at shooting people in the face. Though, I do enjoy shooting people in the arms and legs and watching them try to hobble away from you as you try to kick them in the crotch.
The wonders of the holiday season.

anyway I took this quiz and it turns out that I'd be someone on the back of an underling's head.

You scored as Lord Voldemort. Evil and power hungry, you strike fear into the hearts of all wizard kind. </td> Lord Voldemort 100% Severus Snape 85% Hermione Granger 85% Draco Malfoy 80% Albus Dumbledore 80% Remus Lupin 70% Sirius Black 60% Harry Potter 55% Ron Weasley 50% Ginny Weasley 45% Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...? created with QuizFarm.com

I've had tons of work to do this week and tons of college stuff to do too. To save time, i actually wrote a pro-hitler piece for my psychology assignment on the kindertransport, the train that saved thousands of jewish children, just because it was easier to write. yes, i am a bad person for doing so.

this chem work is making me remember how much i hate physics.
and wtf, can they change the constant f to v when v is already taken?

I finished seeing Haibane Renmei today.
It was the best ever.
I plan on doing my homework eventually.

OMFG!!!!!
I'm supposed to be working on my college applications, but I have just discovered the kitty lj theme and i must pimp it out!

I have a tummyache beacause i ate too much candy :*(


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Your fame will be gained through your unlawful deeds. You are very smart and will probably get away with it for a long time – if not forever. You are not evil, necessarily, but when you don’t agree with a law, you just ignore it.

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I haven't updated for a long period of time.
not much has been happening.
I ate noodles today.


I took some quizes:


I scored a 26% on the "Are you, like, totally Marin?" Quizie! What about you?</b>

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	4.8
Mind:	6.8
Body:	4.3
Spirit:	3
Friends/Family:	3.7
Love:	0
Finance:	5.2
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

You fit in with: Atheism Your ideals mostly resemble those of an Atheist. You have very little faith and you are very focused on intellectual endeavors. You value objective proof over intuition or subjective thoughts. You enjoy talking about ideas and tend to have a lot of in depth conversations with people. 100% scientific. 60% reason-oriented.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Your life most resembles: The Young and the Restless Your life mostly resembles those of the characters on the Young and the Restless. You are not very melodramatic, and your life is pretty normal. What makes you cool is that you can turn the ordinary into the extraordinary.

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Autumn. The season evokes images of leaves turning colors from a pale green to bright reds, oranges, and yellows. The crisp, cool air brushes the flesh of one walking through the forest. This season is one when squashes are abundant and sweetest in flavor. I have decided that I will make an autumn squash pasta for dinner. It will be slightly golden-brown and drizzled in olive oil and covered in crisp basil leaves. What fun shall I have.

hey, anyone seen the latest VG Cats strip?
my two greatest loves in life. <3

I must find "kote" and use "ze mit," or so I was told.

I have been so busy lately. It seems as though I have no time at all to do anything. I just finished the genogram project in psychology and now I have that essay due in modernism. This is all at the same time as the Republic paper, which I only have half finished. Has anyone noticed that when asked a question, that man gives you a long accent-laden explanation that leaves you more confused than when you began? Due tomorrow, I have a lab report, two journal entries, and math homework.

everyone on lj seems so stressed lately. perhaps, they should join the new knitting club at drew, which i am the chairman of. knitting is a very relaxing activity that allows the brain to relieve itself in a constructive manner. my chocobo knits and look at it, not a worry in the world. attend the meeting this wednesday to see if you are eligible.

i have run out of ideas for humanitas joural entries. i did one on asking "the good sucks or the bad sucks" and then relating it to plato. i wonder if it will be well recieved.

ZOMG!1!
I just gotta get me one of them gameboy micros <3...
that is after i go babysitting, and finish my essays, esp. the one in humanitas of unspecified format; is it five paragraph or analitical? length? did he even say it was on the republic? if i read three books each day, i might get it done on time :(

i hate nature.

OMG!1!1!
Rufus survived the diamond weapon, and marlene turned into an asian girl.
it was odd enough when she was white with a black father.